A new faction has emerged today from the smouldering embers of unrest seeking to pour some kind of non flammable gimmick onto the fires of Hell that could be the BN Crew Uncivil War (tm ButtNuggetCrew.com 2012).
After Ceb's vicious beating last week, both sides appear to have set the war machine in motion, not dissimilar to slowly pushing a small child's toy along a gently sloping gradient.
The new faction, calling themselves the Doves of Peace, have been set up by G Money, saying today 'War is Hell. My life is Hell. You don't need this shit in your fucking head.'
G Money has brought Mr. Square Head into his faction and sees him as the only man who can reverse the decision made for war sparked by the savage, and fully deserved, beating of resistance leader Ceb. 'I've known him for a matter of moments and have full confidence that he is capable of doing something or other'.
The
resistance, lead currently by the highly inept Doctor Edgewild, is
believed to be skeptical and tired.
Leader
of the BN Crew Hamhead has yet to confirm that he will listen to the Doves
of Peace but has previously appointed an avian to his cabinet when he
named his pigeon 'Stamply' as BNC general treasurer.
