*BN
Assaut Chuck Norris*
The future of BN's contract to appear in Walker, Texas Ranger was in doubt
last night after BN members savagely beat the shows main star Chuck Norris
after some of the BN allegedly became jealous of Chuck's large amount of
TV time.
Chuck
fell victim to 9 dreaded BN chairshots, a suplex and a chokeslam through
his own cowboy hat. The star suffered severe bruising & a broken back
in the attack but is said to be in a 'stable' condition in hospital.
BN
lawyers will be meeting with the producers of the show on Sunday in a
last ditch effort to salvage the dwindling contracts of the BN members.
Through their lawyer Guy Nougat the BN stated that they were "Remorseful
for what happened to Mr. Norris and regretted putting him in hospital".
BN fans worldwide are keeping their fingers crossed that the BN will not
be fired from the series as will the actual BN. Insiders close to the
crippled actor said he is not going to pursue legal action as the BN commissioner
for necessary force informed him that he would spend a lot more time in
hospital if he did.
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