*BN Brace For Backlash*
Leading BNCrew members DoctorBeefWild and Ceb were today bracing themselves for the inevitable massive backlash that will follow this seemingly golden age.

House renovations, car related stuff, international moving and Rodney getting some action have all lulled the two most prominent members into a state of almost contentment.

In a recent interview, both members told of their happiness during the halcyon days of the nineties. This happy period lead directly to eleven years of massive depression and malaise. It is expected that this current period will lead to the death of one of the two.

Bookies currently favour a Zebrugge style ferry disaster, given that the pair enjoy maritime shit like that. Car accident, knife murder and the old favourite suicide all rank highly on the betting markets. A special double bet is available on a failed suicide bid by either member at 4 to 1 which is attracting good interest since markets opened this morning.

A live betting market will be available from tomorrow here on ButtNuggetCrew.com.