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Brace For Backlash*
Leading BNCrew members DoctorBeefWild and Ceb were today bracing themselves
for the inevitable massive backlash that will follow this seemingly golden
age.
House
renovations, car related stuff, international moving and Rodney getting
some action have all lulled the two most prominent members into a state
of almost contentment.
In
a recent interview, both members told of their happiness during the halcyon
days of the nineties. This happy period lead directly to eleven years
of massive depression and malaise. It is expected that this current period
will lead to the death of one of the two.
Bookies
currently favour a Zebrugge style ferry disaster, given that the pair
enjoy maritime shit like that. Car accident, knife murder and the old
favourite suicide all rank highly on the betting markets. A special double
bet is available on a failed suicide bid by either member at 4 to 1 which
is attracting good interest since markets opened this morning.
A
live betting market will be available from tomorrow here on ButtNuggetCrew.com.
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