*BN
Brawl Suspended Indefinitely*
Due to several recent injuries of virtually all of the WWbn Hardcore Brawl
stars taping of the hit videos was suspended.
The
first of such injuries came on March 17th when Mutton H., better known
to fans as Mutton H landed awkwardly after a daring moonsalt causing him
to break both his legs and his pelvis, just moments later hardcore brawl
rookie, the Kid Beef tore his left foreskin muscle and fractured his
kneecap. Concerns mounted after WWBN trainer, Gibney Ray suffered cartilage
damage after an anklelock
which has put him out of action for 6 months then just two days after
that unfortunate incident during the filming of WWbn statoil brawl, Ruddy
J, also known as Ceb tore his rotator cuff, sustained nerve damage to
his elbow and recieved anal rupture while performing a simple elbow drop.
A
WWBN Brawl spokesperson stated "WWbn Brawl has been suspended indefinately
pending the outcome of an ongoing investigation into the recent spait
of injuries sustained by the majority of the brawlers. In regards to recent
speculation, Gibney Ray was not unmasked and killed during the filming
of the recent 'Gibney Ray: Unmasked and killed' video."
Insiders
close to the BN have told ButtNuggetCrew.com that the majority of the
injuries were a result of alcohol abuse during the filming of events where
the 'unplanned' brawls occured. WWbn referee the Bean was said to be distraught
about the loss of his left testicle after a devestating groin shot at
last sundays WWbn 'Beat' but its believed he is recovering well and hopes
to one day walk again.
Injury
Listings & Recovery Time:
Mutton H - Broken Left & Right Leg and Broken Pelvis. - 6 to 8 weeks
The Bean - Severe hernea resulting in the loss of his left testicle. -
indefinate
Ruddy J (Ceb) - Rotator Cuff and Nerve damage, post concussive syndrome
and Anal rupture. - 2 weeks
Gibney Ray - Cartilage damage and syphilis. - 6 months
Kid Beef - Fractured Kneecap and torn ligaments. - 2 months.
Hamhead - Dead. - Indefinate
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