*BN Disqualified From Special Olympics*
Several BN Crew members were last night disqualified from further events in the special Olympics and had their medals stripped from them.

The BN Members in question, Ceb, The Bean, Frank (FNK) and Unihead are said to be devastated by the decision. The controversy began after judges at the 'Bagga' event noticed that Ceb was able to stand up on his own accord, one judge was quoted as saying 'wait a minute, your not disabled at all'. The judges suspicions were confirmed after Ceb shot a record 1.2ft in the second round of Bagga. The disruptions continued during the 50 metre wheelchair hurdle dash after contender number 7, the bean, leapt from his wheelchair and began to jump over the hurdles as opposed to go under or crash into them. The third BN member to be disqualified, Unihead was disqualified after it emerged he had been taking performance enhancing drugs in the weeks leading up to the events, he has been quoted as saying "I thought it would give the rest of them more of a chance if I took a stable diet of ketamine before competing".
Other contenders were said to be furious about the dishonesty of the BN in this manner, one of them has been quoted as saying "let me win". BN Lawyers are said to be working on a solution to have the disgraced BN members re instated to the games. This is not the first time however that the BN Crew have had disagreements with the special Olympics. At Saturdays opening ceremony several BN members hijacked the wheelchairs of the Uzbekistani entrants and went to the pub.