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*BN
Disqualified From Special Olympics*
Several BN Crew members were last night disqualified from further events
in the special Olympics and had their medals stripped from them.
The
BN Members in question, Ceb, The Bean, Frank (FNK) and Unihead are said
to be devastated by the decision. The controversy began after judges at
the 'Bagga' event noticed that Ceb was able to stand up on his own accord,
one judge was quoted as saying 'wait a minute, your not disabled at all'.
The judges suspicions were confirmed after Ceb shot a record 1.2ft in
the second round of Bagga. The disruptions continued during the 50 metre
wheelchair hurdle dash after contender number 7, the bean, leapt from
his wheelchair and began to jump over the hurdles as opposed to go under
or crash into them. The third BN member to be disqualified, Unihead was
disqualified after it emerged he had been taking performance enhancing
drugs in the weeks leading up to the events, he has been quoted as saying
"I thought it would give the rest of them more of a chance if I took
a stable diet of ketamine before competing".
Other contenders were said to be furious about the dishonesty of the BN
in this manner, one of them has been quoted as saying "let me win".
BN Lawyers are said to be working on a solution to have the disgraced
BN members re instated to the games. This is not the first time however
that the BN Crew have had disagreements with the special Olympics. At
Saturdays opening ceremony several BN members hijacked the wheelchairs
of the Uzbekistani entrants and went to the pub.
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