Hamhead, returning from the dead, is the shock new leader of the BN Crew.
The BN leadership summit took place earlier today at the abandoned Great Southern Hotel in Wexford.
Former leader Ceb was too ill to attend, having slipped into a mysterious coma in the early hours of this morning.
His running mate Doctor EdgeWild was also too ill to take his place, having exploded internally minutes before the scheduled start of the conference.
As news filtered through about the mysterious illnesses of the notorious pair, opposition leader Gapford remained calm, sitting with newly installed running mate, poison fan Alexander Litvinenko.
BN Crew head of security The Kid Beef told the expectant crowd of over a dozen that unless Ceb or Doctor EdgeWild could make the stage to declare their intentions, they would be disqualified from running.
There followed a brief pause while the Cutter flexed and wound on stage, as the news was relayed to the stricken pair, in nearby Dale Winton memorial hospital.
It soon became apparent that they would not be appearing and Gapford stood up to shake hands with his campaign team of Mango and nobody
else. However, as Gapford strode confidently to the stage, Team S, lead by the deceased Hamhead rushed Gapplication and abducted him to some place for some reason.
Team S bundled Gapford into a waiting Opel Corsa with mad faded red paint as Hamhead took to the stage and addressed the confused, uninterested crowd, declaring his claim on the leadership of the BN Crew.
