The Bn Crew are proud to announce the grand opening of their Acting centre of excellence in Jacksonville, Florida. Due to their amazing acting skills, the BN have long been used in a consultancy capacity by such top Hollywood stars as Clint Eastwood, Vince McMahon, Angelina Jolie and Mickey Rooney. Now those same secrets which have been taught to the stars of Hollywood can be yours for only $4999.99 (cash only)
. Join the thousands of applicants who have already sent their cash (no cheques please) to the BNCrew, some of whom have already been given auditions in front of top Bollywood executives. Your $4999.99 (cash only) will be transformed into multi million dollar contracts from top studios. Can YOU really afford NOT to do this?
Through an intense program consisting of modules in acting technique, method acting and even concentration techniques learned from Buddhist Monks to give YOU the edge at auditions. Our course lasts well over 20 minutes, thats less than $250 a minute! Can YOU believe that we can offer such an exciting program for such a low, low price? Neither can any of the following!
"I was an overweight, out of work actor before I sent the BNCrew my $4999.99 (cash only), now I'm an overweight actor with a job in a Burger King. Obviously, I'm just researching a role in which I play a Burger King burger flipper. It's the dream role I've been striving for all these years! All thanks to the BNC S of A." - - - T Crindal, Cork.
"I sent my $4999.99 (cash only I told you) to the BN and have never looked back since. Mainly because the BN broke my neck during their method acting class but also in terms of my acting career. I recently landed the role of Professor Stephen Hawking in the big screen remake of his life. The minute he dies, 'Wheels of Steel' starring yours truly will be hitting the silver screen and I will be hitting the Hollywood scene in a big, big way. Thanks to you BNCrew!" - - - BG Whittaker, Wisconsin.
"At first, I was sceptical. I mean, could the BN really provide an amazing 20 minute course for the low, low price of $4999.99 (cash you motherfuckers)? Well, as it turns out, they can and did! I was going nowhere, failed audition after failed audition. It came to the stage where I was down to only $4999.99 in cash. Luckily, a friend sent me a link to ButtNuggetCrew.com. It was there that I found my ultimate salvation. It was tantamount to finding Jesus in a lot of ways but better in EVERY possible way. Now I'm on the way up through the Hollywood ranks, with over 300 film scripts sitting on my desk right now! I love you BNC S of A!" - - - T Zintlin, Zagreb.
So as you can see, trying to make it as an actor without the BNC seal of approval is like trying to relaunch Terrance Trent D'Arby's career - doomed to failure. For ONLY $4999.99 (cash only, cheques not accepted), you can receive almost 20 minutes of top class, fully accredited instruction from the people who brought Hollywood into it's current second Golden Age. Such a low price, such a quality product, call us crazy if you like but better call yourself a doctor if you don't send us your cash TODAY!
