Pierre was amongst the most well known reindeer of his time. His death comes as after a long struggle with Handmedown's Syndrome and he is survived by his wife Bernadine and two children Mark and Julius.

Pierre the hard-core reindeer or P. the H.C.D.R. R.D.R. as his friends called him was a regular contributor to ButtNuggetCrew.com His best work according to most of his biographers came in the harrowing Summer of 1998. Pierre had struggled with several medical issues before succumbing to the dreaded Handmedown's Syndrome.

This final irony would have appealed to his wry sense of humour as it
was Pierre himself who had nursed Eoin Handmedown (after whom the disease was named) through the worst of his debilitating demise. That particular Summer saw Pierre blazing a trail across America and the Southern states of Canada on a fundraising tour for the victims of H.S.

Pierre was a popular figure in contemporary political life. From impecunious origins, he forged political allegiances through his charm and conversational guile. After standing for local representative at the state elections in Indiana, his followers backed him to run for the position of Governor of Minnesota.

He won through after a slick campaign masterminded by Latin music sensation Shakira. Pierre's mix of alternative ideas and ass shaking representational abilities made Minnesota the 48th most popular state in America, ousting Ohio from the position it had coveted since 1928.

Pierre penned several books during his 27 year career. Memorable titles include 'Maurice - the boy with no penis', 'Michael - the boy with no testicles' and the controversial 'Roger - the boy with no face to speak of'. These books are widely regarded as the foremost authority on boys without stuff. Pierre was a regular contributor to charity. Along with his tireless efforts to stamp out Handmedown's Syndrome or at least send it to Africa, he raised funds for BNVD research and indeed was instrumental in the curing of Erectile Burnout or E.B. in Southern America.

"Pierre was always there for me, man. Through the best and worst of times P. the H.C.R.D. was there. Even when I was taking a shit or whatever, there he fucking was."
- ETHAN HAWKE

"He embodied many of the traits usually associated with the greatest figures in history. He had grace, compassion and his neckbrace was truly second to none."
- ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON

"Pierre - that says it all, don't you agree?"
- JASON PRIESTLEY

"I cannot walk or do pretty much anything but people still think I'm great for some reason"
- CHRISTOPHER REEVES

"He had such a special way of looking at things that you were practically forced to bend to his superior intellect. That and his smiling neckbrace. God, what a guy"
- OLIVER CROMWELL

"I believe that all men were created equal but reindeer, well, that's a different proposition altogether. He was a one-off. I died on the cross for the likes of him. I was later resurrected so nice one for that or whatever"
- JESUS CHRIST

We will miss you buddy.
- Doctor Edgewild