3 members of the infamous BN crew last night stormed the top of the pops set while it was live on air During Oasis' set in which they mimed a very Beatle sounding track Ceb, Doctor Edgewild and The Meanologue ran onto the stage brandishing chairs and dished out a significant amounts of chairshots to the Gallagher brothers before eventually 3d-ing Noel Gallagher through a table.
The Oasis stars are not said to be seriously injured after the attack which destroyed over £15,000 of miming equipment and a photocopier used to photocopy Beatles songs. The three BN members then fled from security through the crowd of mostly eight year olds tracksuit wearing chavs injuring several of them with the aid of a Zucchini.
Police
are said to be looking for the three rabid members of BN but have had
no luck in tracking them down.
Doctor Edgewild who was meant to be in a rehab clinic but escaped released a statement
through his personal assistant The The Bean in which he said "BN
do not regret their actions on top of the pops last night, we feel we
were completely in the right, our reasons for doing what we did were simple,
1. we were nicely drunk and 2. Oasis used numerous Beatle riffs which
we had intended on stealing already"
