*BN Crew Thrash Child's Party*
Atendees to a 6 year olds birthday party were left speechless yesterday after Gayommies BN Crew splinter group "team sexy" forced their way in and ruined an otherwise good party.
Witness' tell us that at least four men pushed their way past some children and began to do some extremely homo-erotic dances that no child should have to see. One source tells us that at least 12 out of the 7 children attending the party were crying at the scene and had to be comforted by older revelers of the party including gary Glitter, Swirly face and the Bionic peedo who were seen leaving with the children presumably to offer them a shoulder to cry on. Blood Orange.

This is not the first time Gayommie has caused outcry with his saucy behaviour and it wont be the last.

Update:
We have just obtained a statement from Gayommie in relation to

this appalling incident. It reads as follows:

"Hi There, I'm just looking for a quote. I have attached a design on this email. Would you please be able to tell me how much this would cost to put on 4 (sleeveless if possible) t-shirts, 4 long sleeve t-shirts and 4 hoodies?
Thanks
Gayommie"

It is unknown at this point how much that costed.