*BN
Crew To Re-Release Christmas Classic*
The BN Crew will look to put Backlash 2011 behind them and the leadership
struggles to one side as they look to achieve the coveted Christmas number
one spot for the third time.
BN legend The Bean today announced that the crew would re release Christmas
Log under the name Christmas Log '98.
When
asked why the name didn't reflect the current year, Bean answered somewhat
vaguely 'Ah, you know'.
The
long time BN heavyweight has been silent since the leadership of the crew
erupted into violence almost two months ago, mainly because nobody asked
him anything.
At
today's conference, held at a Spar deli counter, The Bean seemed oblivious
to the recent changes in leadership of the BN Crew.
'
Hamhead? What? He's the leader now? Since when? Jesus, why didn't anyone
tell me?'
Christmas
Log '98 is expected to be available for download in April. It will be
a double A side with brand new song 'The road to Crinny'.
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