*BN Crew Epdate Website*
Four people may have been in shock this morning after the long overdue yet entirely believable update of the BN Crews website and the subsequent suicide of somebody who once heard of the BN Crew.

Some person somewhere rushed frantically to inform the awaiting media of the developments at some point in the early hours of tuesday morning after which nothing was published or reported on local or national tv or radio.

An insider in the bn camp re affirmed that the bn crew are in fact nothing and dont deserve even the smallest bit of notice after they tried to achieve front page news by doing absolutely nothing. It is thought that nothing will come of the recent developments and most likely nothing ever actually happened. Gibbo was available for comment but he looked pretty unaproachable