The BN Crew today put on a united front despite massive internal turmoil to attend the Horse of the Year show.
Acting in their capacity as dickheads, they arrived at the show, the highlight of the year for many, seemingly with the sole intention of ruining it.
The show itself, which has grown annually into a fixture on the Irish agricultural and social calendar, was to be the biggest ever, featuring a number of celebrity appearances and widespread international coverage.
The BN Crew, lead by under fire supremo Ceb, stormed through the show, appearing out of several Ford Transit vans, all of which were inexplicably on fire.
Security looked on powerlessly as a very strong BNC lineup which included Ceb, Doctor EdgeWild, The Cutter, Danz, Hamhead, The Ennistigator, Optibeak and the deceased corpse of Hamhead on strings ran roughshod through stalls and stables, ruining several people's buzzes. The only notable absence was Gapford, who has been critical of Ceb's leadership and attitude as he seeks to seize control of the Crew himself.
The
death toll is unknown but it is believed to be over 350,000,despite the
total attendance of the show being less than 2000.
The extra casualties are reported to be from people who thought about
Cutter's face at some point.
This public outing has relieved the pressure on Ceb, who has been going under the name Laurence Le Vell recently, whose leadership is now in doubt after questions were raised about his handling of the Backlash.
Former neighbours star Ned Mangle has refused to comment saying only that he "Has literally no idea who this BN Crew even are"
