*BN
Crew Deny Terror Links*
Following recent allegations of BN terror threats over the skies of Britain
BN were forced to lay the rumours to rest.
The
crew addressed the issue on RTE Radio's Joe Duffy program on Tuesday last
but were cut from the air after they began insulting Joe Duffy. In a statement
read by Gerald (5) last night on Sky news BN stated that all rumours regarding
links to terror groups were false and claimed that they only terrify old
people or people who cant defend themselves.
The
rumors were sparked by alleged sightings of BN members in Afghanistan
and Iraq which the BN claimed were completely unfounded but said that
they wouldn't mind a holiday there but were unable to afford it due to
a recent slump in sales of their records and several substantial law suites
by baby food companies which will remain unnamed.
Bean later confessed to having worn an Iraqi football jersey during the
World Cup in 1990 but stated that this did not mean that he was a terrorist.
Questions were also asked about BN's anti war stance which were answered
by their heavy presence at a recent anti war march in Dublin. Regarding
the comments about president George W. Bush being a chimpanzee the BN
said 'Prove Us Wrong'.
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