*BN Crew Deny Terror Links*
Following recent allegations of BN terror threats over the skies of Britain BN were forced to lay the rumours to rest.

The crew addressed the issue on RTE Radio's Joe Duffy program on Tuesday last but were cut from the air after they began insulting Joe Duffy. In a statement read by Gerald (5) last night on Sky news BN stated that all rumours regarding links to terror groups were false and claimed that they only terrify old people or people who cant defend themselves.

The rumors were sparked by alleged sightings of BN members in Afghanistan and Iraq which the BN claimed were completely unfounded but said that they wouldn't mind a holiday there but were unable to afford it due to a recent slump in sales of their records and several substantial law suites by baby food companies which will remain unnamed.
Bean later confessed to having worn an Iraqi football jersey during the World Cup in 1990 but stated that this did not mean that he was a terrorist. Questions were also asked about BN's anti war stance which were answered by their heavy presence at a recent anti war march in Dublin. Regarding the comments about president George W. Bush being a chimpanzee the BN said 'Prove Us Wrong'.