*BN
Crew In Stalker Terror*
It has been revealed today that several BN members are being stalked by
a disgruntled fan.
The
stalker, known only as Ill S Preston Esquire has previously been arrested
after breaking into the grounds of Doctor Edgewild's mansion in Glasnevin and
trying to beat him to death with a courgette. After being arrested he
was subsequently released on bail pending trial but the stalking persisted.
Up
to 70 charges have been brought by BN members against him but as yet no
restraining order has been filed. Friends say that Mr. Esquire became
disillusioned with BN after he bought their 98 single "Wypin'"
only to find the CD was blank and made from cardboard.
BN have offered rewards for the capture or vicious beating of the disgruntled
fan. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this Bizarre man
contact the BN. The BN are said to be living each day in fear for their
lives awaiting the next, and possibly fatal attack.
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