Unconfirmed reports reaching media outlets today claim that several BN Crew members have been linked to last weekends massive E315 million cocaine haul off the Cork coastline. Sources report that three BN members attempted to import as much as E315 million worth of cocaine from Morocco on a piece of wood, inevitably the log capsized and cocaine spilled into the ocean creating a psychedelic utopia for many fish of the area.

Concerns have been raised by local environmental agencies that within weeks severe depression will
set in for many cod and plaice and possibly destroy the entire livelihood and industry of the fishing population of wanker infested cork.

No further information is available at this juncture however earlier this evening BN Crew front man Paul Francis Van Gadd released a statement in which he said "I thought this shipment was coming from Cambodia, ...paint belly", Gibbo was unavailable for comment