*BN
Crew Leadership Summit Today*
The biggest day in BN Crew history has arrived as Ceb and Gapford go head
to head in the BN Crew leadership summit.
Ceb, the current leader and founder of the BN, will take the stage to address
the entire assembled BN Crew (excluding the deceased Hamhead) and ask to
be kept on as leader after 14 years of absolutely nothing.
Gapford,
a member for a while probably, has stood on a manifesto of a new direction,
away from what he describes as 'drunken idiots' and 'wasted lives'.
Another
major player in the summit will be Ceb's running mate Doctor EdgeWild
who has recently been suffering from some kind of explosive internal combustion
but is expected to take the stage today.
Gapford's former running mate JackStack Whyte is also expected to attend
after revealing Gapford's plans to harvest BN members for their component
parts in his exclusive ButtNuggetCrew.com interview last week.
BN
Crew head of security The Cutter has been working tirelessly this last
month to ensure the summit goes off without the bloodshed that ensued
at last year's BN Crew box social.
'I
took an hour off the gym this month. This shit better be fucking worth
it.'
The
summit will take place at the abandoned Great Southern Hotel in Rosslare
Harbour, Co. Wexford.
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