The Bean & Ennis were picked up by members of an elite grab squad as they attempted to flee the scene of the disturbance. Gardai were alerted to the disturbance by a concerned member of the public at about 3am on Friday night who has since been found dead.

It is thought that the row erupted after the two bn members attempted to pilfer some alcoholic beverages from the venue after their own meager supplies ran dry. When a female party reveler questioned them about their actions it is thought that the bean lost his temper and struck the lady with the patented BeanBlow The pair then began to 'stomp mudholes' in her
relentlessly as other drunken party goers looked on in horror. Rumors that one of the pair then defecated on her have since proved to be false yet also true somehow.

After the melee Ennis helped himself to a large quantity of alcohol and digestive biscuits while the bean continued to gestate using his groin to the shocked audience. The duo were then arrested as they left the scene amidst cheers from other drunken bn members who seemed to approve of domestic violence.

Gardai have confirmed that the two are still in custody and will remain under armed guard until

such a time as a judge becomes available who is not in fear of his life.In a classic BN statement issued by the bean from his cell this morning he called the incident a misunderstanding and that he was confident fear would result in all charges being dropped, he went on to explain "me and ennis were robbin a load of drink that mornin 49 bottles of wine and a shit load of beer when all of a sudden that Milf in pink who was asleep all night appeared behind and told us to put it back so I decked her out of it". ButtNuggetCrew.com will have the latest details on this story as we receive them.