*BN
Ruin NSKB Concert*
The BN gathered together at a house in Dalkey to celebrate the birthday
of BN well wisher Anton on Saturday night.
This
was the first gathering of BN members since the ill fated online BN boxcar
social which resulted in the deaths of over 300,000 people in Sri Lanka.
The celebrations lasted long into the night with BN kingpin Ceb abusing
several party goers and passers by. As the night progressed into morning,
things turned ugly.
Local
unsigned band the 'North Strand Klesmer Band' hit the stage in what was
going to be their breakout gig. The crowd read like a Who's Who of the
Irish music industry but 4 songs into their rousing set they were attacked
viciously by several members of the BN Crew.
BN
mainstay Ennis is described by onlookers as 'rabid' as he tore apart the
mild mannered band. Long time BN
supporter and all-star Jor was said to be particularly ferocious in his
attacks, and he is wanted by police investigating these offenses.
The
party cleared out soon after the violent scenes, leaving only the BN Crew
occupying the house. Neighbouring houses were evacuated and eventually
burned to the ground in efforts to stop the BN virus spreading. The Ennis
brothers are thought to have barricaded themselves into a nearby crèche
in an effort to avoid blame for this latest BN attack.
"I
only wanted to have a birthday party with all my friends and have this
great local band play a few tunes" said Anton from his bed in St.
James' Hospital where doctors doubt he will ever eat, sleep, walk or see
again.
The
official death toll for the party is over 40 but eye witness accounts
put it at well over 200. Dublin police have been expecting this backlash
for quite some time as all had been quiet on the BN front since Ruddy
J and EdgeWild relocated the BN HQ to Rosser in order to be closer to
the Soupner and the Classicner.
"It
never lasts long" said Police chief Paul Grindus "Not where
the BN are concerned". This attack brings the BN death toll for the
year up to 560,000 not including those thousands who took their own lives
as a result of logging onto ButtNuggetCrew.com.
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