*BN Crew To Host Country Bear Jamboree*
BN Crew members Jackstack, Quantum Steed Cube and Francis have today unveiled plans to host a country bear jamboree to mark the memory of BN Crew spokesperson Teddy Ruxpin who died there a few minutes ago after a severe horsing from Kev.

The Jamboree is set to feature numerous dancing bears to the music of Wagner among others, a date has not been set but it is believed Gapford has agreed to host the event on a pallet in his Inchicore based warehouse.

Teddy Ruxpin was a long term behind the scene collaborator with BN Crew having penned some of the BN Crew's most memorable hits including 'Country Bear Jamboree 1', 'Country Bear Jamboree 2' and 'Country Bear Jamboree (a slight return)'.

He rose to prominence during the Backlash era of 2011 where he was a central point in the brokering of peace between the various warring BN Crew factions. In late 2012 he assumed the role of BN Crew spokesperson and part
time BN Crew lawyer. His tenure with the Crew was dogged by rumours that he was in fact a Teddy and over the years his fraught relationship with Gapford made headlines.

In a statement released following the news of his death Gapford said "He was a fucking Teddy, fuck sake you people need to move on, most of you have actual families and houses and shit, I'm surrounded by half wits".