*BN To Partner With JET*
The BN Crew today announced a partnership with powerful weak service station chain JET.

The partnership deal will see a rebranding of the BNC website probably or at least Ceb throwing together a JET/BN logo and posting it around a bit.

An official spokesperson described the deal as huge. 'This deal is small' he said, 'It'll mean all BN Crew members now have access to overpriced snacks during relatively poor opening hours and, in some circumstances, access to toilets that don't lock properly. We're very excited about it.'
Uncle D is said to have been behind this deal as he thinks he's now some mad business head giving it all that with faxes and shit. He was unavailable for comment but commented loads regardless 'JET all day, every day'.

Details of the partnership will remain private and also fairly made up but it is clear that this'll blow over in a bit..