*BN
To Partner With JET*
The BN Crew today announced a partnership with powerful weak service station
chain JET.
The
partnership deal will see a rebranding of the BNC website probably or
at least Ceb throwing together a JET/BN logo and posting it around a bit.
An
official spokesperson described the deal as huge. 'This deal is small'
he said, 'It'll mean all BN Crew members now have access to overpriced
snacks during relatively poor opening hours and, in some circumstances,
access to toilets that don't lock properly. We're very excited about it.'
Uncle D is said to have been behind this deal as he thinks he's now some
mad business head giving it all that with faxes and shit. He was unavailable
for comment but commented loads regardless 'JET all day, every day'.
Details
of the partnership will remain private and also fairly made up but it
is clear that this'll blow over in a bit..
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