*BN To Revive The Enimaniacs*
The new year has brought yet another restructuring of the clearly already failed BN Crew.

Among the major, yet unimportant, changes sees the formation of new splinter group the Enemaniacs.

The group will replace the popular Wet Bandits, although they will still be mentioned whenever needed as if today's incredibly useless restructuring never happened.

The Enemaniacs will consist of Ruddy J, Doctor Edgewild, Kid Bisto and Hamhead for some reason. This latest BN restructuring seems to make everyone feel better about the fact that we don't do or achieve anything, in any way. BN enforcer Kid Beef was unavailable for comment, nor did anyone ask, although it is presumed he doesn't approve of this move.