*Bean Cleans Up At Movie Awards*
     The BN Movie Award took place last Saturday night in Dublin and were seen by a record crowd of 6.

     The night was conquered by the cast of WWBN Hard-Core brawl which one a record 9 golden fists. Best actor was won by The Bean for his touching role in WWBN Hard-Core Brawl 2, Bean also snapped up Best Actor In a porn flick for his starring role in Beauty and The Bean. Best on screen partner was given to Gerald (5) for his emotionally charged performance alongside Bean in Beauty And The Bean.

     The life time achievement achievement award went to Ceb for his outstanding contribution to the art of being an absolute waste of potential. Best director went to Jools who directed WWBN Hard-Core brawl Part 2, Best comedy went to the cast of WWBN Hard-Core brawl part one which was graciously accepted on behalf of the cast by Bean, In an emotionally drained speech Bean thanked Ceb for the lend of his trousers. The best newcomer award went to Mutton head after his blinding roll in WWBN Hard-Core Brawl II where he appeared to be waiting for a bus mid-brawl.

     The night was however marred by the usual BN controversy when a riot broke out after BN members noticed a new table arrangement in a local restaurant and got over-stimulated by it, BN all star Bred was detained for questioning due to the chaos and later charged with inciting a riot, in a statement he said "How can I live with only half a face?".