*Bean
Cleans Up At Movie Awards*
The BN Movie Award took place last Saturday
night in Dublin and were seen by a record crowd of 6.
The
night was conquered by the cast of WWBN Hard-Core brawl which one a record
9 golden fists. Best actor was won by The Bean for his touching role in
WWBN Hard-Core Brawl 2, Bean also snapped up Best Actor In a porn flick
for his starring role in Beauty and The Bean. Best on screen partner was
given to Gerald (5) for his emotionally charged performance alongside
Bean in Beauty And The Bean.
The life time achievement achievement award went
to Ceb for his outstanding contribution to the art of being an absolute
waste of potential. Best director went to Jools who directed WWBN Hard-Core
brawl Part 2, Best comedy went to the cast of WWBN Hard-Core brawl part
one which was graciously accepted on behalf of the cast by Bean, In an
emotionally drained speech Bean thanked Ceb for the lend of his trousers.
The best newcomer award went to Mutton head after his blinding roll in
WWBN Hard-Core Brawl II where he appeared to be waiting for a bus mid-brawl.
The
night was however marred by the usual BN controversy when a riot broke
out after BN members noticed a new table arrangement in a local restaurant
and got over-stimulated by it, BN all star Bred was detained for questioning
due to the chaos and later charged with inciting a riot, in a statement
he said "How can I live with only half a face?".
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