Bean has today been sensationally fired from the BN Crew after once again being out of phone contact for what reports suggest was up to a minute.
The shocking incident happened today after Ruddy J and Uncle D tried to contact him in relation to something that may have never happened. Reports say that he answered his phone but the callers were met with a barrage of jazz related piano bollocks.
Doctor Lee Reichman of the national TB research centre said that this could easily push Ceb or the volatile Doctor EdgeWild 'Over the Edge '99' like Owen Hart. Ceb is said to be so outraged that he announced the termination of Bean's contractual obligations to the BN with effect immediately. He announced this through the cryptic but totally believable statement 'I'm dying inside. My life is almost over'.
Uncle D was unavailable for comment and unable to walk for some reason.
This high profile firing has sent the BN all stars into hiding, fearing that they will be next to feel the wrath of Ceb. Dalius, the only all star who remained above ground today said the following 'If a high roller like the Bean can be fired for a transgression like this then what hope have the rest of us got? I am absolutely nothing, you know?'
The Bean has been one of the most prolific members of the BN Crew appearig on the critically acclaimed 'Vintage Blood', 'Babykill' and 'Egg in the Nest?' singles. His lyrical skills have seen him win numerous awards, although surprisingly never recognised by fellow BN members at the tri-annual BN awards. So far, the Bean is yet to comment on his future or this latest transgression instead preferring to ask 'Where's the continuity editor?'
