BN Member Double B, The Bean, was in intensive care last night after a freak accident.
The alarm was raised at about 2:30 last night after locals reported a car driving in a sexually suggestive manner. A short time later gardai arrived at the scene to found an unconsious Bean in what had apparently been a hit and run style accident.
Following several eye witness statements Gardai came to the conclusion that the driver of the car was most likely fellow BN member Muttonhead who insiders believe holds a grudge against the bean as he's jealous of the Bean's dance techniques.
Muttonhead was later arrested and charged with dangerous driving and Indecent Exposure. When faced with the charges in court this morning Mutton Head replied "Hey Tomko, Gimme A Beat", to which Judge Barry White replied "No".
Bail was then set at 1 penny. MuttonHead is due to reappear in court on Sept of next year.
BN Spokesman Bumfidel today stated "Double B will be fine once he recieves a new spinal chord, aeorta and heart which fellow BN Member Hambone has kindly agreed to donate" when questioned as to why anyone would donate vital parts of their anatomy Bumfidel replied "It was either that or the dreaded cartwheel attack".
