BN pervert the Bean is said to be disappointed by the results of 13 lawsuits by 25 separate women over allegations of non payment of child support.
The first of the lawsuit dates back to 1904 when a Dutch prostitute claimed Bean had been the father of her 14 month old meal ticket, since this incident prostitutes from all over Europe have made similar claims. Jizz tests were taken from Bean's sock which later proved beyond reasonable doubt that he was in fact the father of these bastards.
Bean is said to have gone into hiding after pimps formed an anti Bean alliance. This is not the first such alliance. German chancellor Helmut Kohl tells us "Everyone hates Bean".
