*Bean Plays To Record Crowd*
   Thousands of adoring underage fans poured into Dublin's point theatre last night to see the long awaited return of BN crews the Bean.

   
KB has not taken to stage in 6 years following accusations of molestation and aggravated TTC backstage at BN Crew's infamous 'Got Rape' tour in 2001. All charges were later dropped after several witness' vanished and reappeared on the big screen.

   
The show had fallen into doubt over the past few months after it emerged The Bean had a restraining order put
on him by everybody who bought tickets for the event for one reason or another but this proved to be no major hurdle for the comeback kid.

   
It was unsure which or if BN members would join Bean on stage following the recent high profile row which he had with the crew for not answering his phone to them when they rang. The issue was soon addressed when just minutes into his performance The Bean invited several BN members onto the stage, none of which arrived. When asked about the reasons for their no show Double B's outwardly gay publicist Mean Gene Teen Steam stated "what are you talking about? they were all there, Ceb, Doctor Leo, Doctor Edgewild and the rest" after which he orally made some sort of explosion noise and mimicked the actions of a baseball player socking a dinger. Gibbo was available for comment.