BN legend The Bean today shocked the medical community by coming out of his eight year coma and asking to be put back in a coma for another few years.
The news came as a shock to the rest of the BN as they had abandoned all hope for the man named BN man of the year in 1998 despite being dead at the time probably.
Long time advocate for the Bean, Paul E. Plausible was quoted as saying 'This whole charade is totally believable Mean Gene. Totally believable.'
Bean first went into his coma after a vicious assault as part of the recording process of the video for 'Fight!', the BN's comeback single in 1998. The success of this video lead the BN to continue to beat the Bean while in his hospital bed as part of their stadium tour which lasted through 1999. This was contrary to medical advice which said that the bean was unlikely to ever recover should he receive even one more
beating. The BN went on to administer over 170 live beatings in what was described by one BN fan as 'Great'.
It is as yet unclear as to whether or not The Bean has suffered permanent brain damage but most people do not care one way or the other.
