*The
Bean To Replace Sportacus*
BN legend The Bean was today announced as the replacement for popular children's
television presented Sportacus on hit show Lazytown.
Sportacus,
real name Magnus Schvering, announced he would be stepping down as frontman
for the show last weekend which has led to a week of wild rumour and speculation
linking everyone from Nelson Mandela to the bald ref from the football
with the high profile post.
It
came as a huge surprise as producers announced it would be The Bean who
would fill the shoes of Sportacus for the show's fifth series. In an unusually
violent press conference, Lazytown creator Dale Winton said 'The Bean
was by no means our first choice for the part of Sportacus but we were
forced into the decision by a series of ruthless beating to our families
and friends'.
Details
are yet to be announced but it is believed that The Bean's involvement
will see a switch away the traditional values of the show - promoting
healthy eating, exercise and good manners towards a more BN way of thinking
presumably involving 'Live like this', 'Get it out of them' and possibly
even 'When did this begin to happen to you?' Filming on this new series
begins whenever The Bean feels up to it.
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