Bippo has been promoted from within BNC plc after nearly 11 years of service behind the scenes. An invention of Lofty's mind Bippo has proved himself more than capable of representing the BN lifestyle during several high profile trips to the real world.

The news that Hamhead has been replaced so soon after his tragic death has seen some media bell ends hit out at the BN, labelling them as insenstitive.

Hamhead's family have yet to comment but are sure to be
devestated by the news that the latest BN song has been renamed 'Hamhead's dead. Rejoice.' It features Bing Crosby on vocals,the same Bing Crosby who is currently in custody in connection with Hamhead's death.

Bippo himself has remained coy about his appointment although inside sources believe he has been gunning for this position for quite some time. Hoffman McQueen has been granted an exclusive interview with Bippo, the party Trippo and can be heard HERE.