A couple out walking their dead triceratops discovered the remains in undergrowth out the back of fellow BN member Hambone's mansion.

Early post-mortem results showed the victim had died of Anal-Rupturing. A carrot was found at the scene. Gardai today said that the carrot had been left with distinctive finger prints on it. Namely those of Hambone. Hambone has been arrested in connection with the evidence but claims to have no personal knowledge of the carrot.