*Bred Buys Jar Of Piss*
     BN mainstay Bred dragged the already muddied name of the BN Crew further into the quagmire of shame last weekend, with actions akin to those of an animal.

      The former all-star who had huge chart success with his b-side collection 'A slice of bred' and the slightly less popular 'Toast' has been pictured (see across) buying an actual jar of urine in Galway. Fearing potentially incriminating results in an upcomming drugs test Bred bought the jar in a truly disgraceful scene which is the very epitome of the BN way of life. Proud of the situation, Bred contacted BN leader Ceb, recently deceased, to inform him of how low he sunk. 

      Unlike many of the articles on ButtNuggetCrew.com this one is sadly true. BN obsession of the moment Placid Paul Babcock was unavailable for comment despite standing right beside everyone when they were asking about it.