*Bruiser
Responds Poorly To Prank*
Fears were growing this morning for the mental health of BN Crew's man of
the hour 2Sweet Lex Bruiser following yesterdays bizarre mental blow out.
The
incident was triggered by a prank which basically saw someone fuck something
at Cruisers head while he was sifting through something or other. Immediately
after this witness' reported Cruiser leaving the BN Crew warehouse and
breaking up local streets including one local restaurant where he is believed
to have stolen some sort of salad bar or a buffet bar or something which
he proceeded to smash up in the street.
Needless to say other members of the BNC
entourage
including Ruddy J and Gaplett found this terribly exciting and immediately
joined in which seems about right. The trio are then reported to have
enlisted the help of a forklift to cause widespread destruction to the
surrounding area and some other stuff.
BN
Crew have denied anything like this ever happening despite the fact that
it was caught on video by some sort of passing ragamuffin.
Bruiser has declined to comment about the incident however in a statement
released on his official blog a visibly shaken Dr. Edgewild (Shakin' Stevens)
showed grave
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