Recent inductee into the hall of fame, '2 Sweet' Lex Bruiser was today hospitalised after suspected heart failure. He was taken to Ballymun general hospital in the early hours of this morning after what friends describe as a 'week long bender'.
Lex Bruiser's problems with alcoholism are well documented and he has been hospitalised a total of 31 times since he first joined the BN Crew in the Summer of 2005. Pundits said at the time that Bruiser's association with the BN would serve to further exacerbate his rampant alcoholism and this latest news suggests that they were right.
Reports suggest that he was attending a box social in the home of BN degenerate The Meanalogue where it is believed he consumed over 220 cans of Dutch Gold. This incident will hit the beer manufacturer hard as Bruiser was scheduled to appear in a series of adverts for their new Dutch courage flavoured product.'
2 Sweet' Lex joins other BN members 'The Beast from the East', The Kid Beef, Senior, El Crowleo, Disco Lights and Edgewild in the recently renovated 'Egg in the Nest' ward, the ward solely intended to segregate BN members from the general public. BN leader Ceb has released a statement calling for privacy for the family of '2 Sweet' but has also asked for money for beer from anyone who was passing by at the time.
