*Bruiser Taken By The Rapture*
The latest Beef within the BN Crew took a dark turn today when BN Crew's resident depresso case, Kev, was taken by the rapture.

The bizarre incident unfolded as Kev was leaving a high powered business lunch he attended with Gapford in a bid to tame the tensions that had surfaced early this week between Hamhead and Kid Bisto.

Witness' described seeing light eminating from Kev before he vanished into nothing, which is not to dissimilar to his state previous to the incident. A shocked Gapford immediately texted Kev but got no response or even a delivery report.

Kev's fate remains unknown at this present time but many believe that this is exactly how he would have wanted it. Fans are said to be gathering for various vigils throughout Dublin tonight followed by a march on Kid Bisto's house who many believe is the cause of this, others believe that this entire site is ridiculous.

In a statement released just moments ago Gapford said "Can I offer you my deep, deep, despair on this very bad day." A statement which was met with muted response.

Jackstack and Francis were also probably somehow involved I'd say.