*Bruiser
Taken By The Rapture*
The latest Beef within the BN Crew took a dark turn today when BN Crew's
resident depresso case, Kev, was taken by the rapture.
The
bizarre incident unfolded as Kev was leaving a high powered business lunch
he attended with Gapford in a bid to tame the tensions that had surfaced
early this week between Hamhead and Kid Bisto.
Witness'
described seeing light eminating from Kev before he vanished into nothing,
which is not to dissimilar to his state previous to the incident. A shocked
Gapford immediately texted Kev but got no response or even a delivery
report.
Kev's fate remains unknown at this present time but many believe that
this is exactly how he would have wanted it. Fans are said to be gathering
for various vigils throughout Dublin tonight followed by a march on Kid
Bisto's house who many believe is the cause of this, others believe that
this entire site is ridiculous.
In
a statement released just moments ago Gapford said "Can I offer you
my deep, deep, despair on this very bad day." A statement which was
met with muted response.
Jackstack
and Francis were also probably somehow involved I'd say.
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