*Bruiser Visits Lapland*
Gapford is said to be furious after it emerged that Jevo abandoned his post with OBH in order to chase some pipe dream of going to Lapland to meet Santa.
The already fraught relationship between Grintle and Jevo has been further strained today by what Gapford described as "unacceptable insubordination". The incident came to light when Gapford noticed that Kevo was not present during the 7am hourly roll call in Gapford's mind.

These latest actions are sure to infuriate Griboflavin in the wake of his ban on happiness and social pursuits. It is believed that Kevo always wanted to meet Santa and promised a crippled child that before 2015 was done he'd accomplish his goals, our insiders tell us that the child was not crippled before meeting Kev.

In an earlier statement Kev said "I'm mad into Lapland and mad going there frequently against Gapford's wishes".