He is believed to have suffered a 'fucked hand' and eye witnesses say the attack was particularly heinous. Hamboner of the all-stars was first at the scene as he happened to be passing the attack site on non-BN related business. It is alleged that he was able to free Uncle D from the vice-like grip of the deranged bus stop, possibly saving his life in the process. Uncle D retired to the sanctity of one of the BN safe houses on Grizzel Avenizzel where he is said to be recovering slowly.

"Snippy says can I have a go?"