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*Ceb
& Edgewild Thrash Hilton*
BN members have hit the news again today for
all the wrong reasons. Just hours after performing to a record attendance
at Wembley arena police were called to a disturbance in the BNCrew official
hotel room of the 'got violence' tour in the nearby Hilton hotel.
When police arrived they found an estimated £17.5k
stg. worth of damage done to both the lobby and the £5k a night BN
suite. One officer at the scene was heard to remark "who are these
animals?".
A Hilton hotel insider told ButtNuggetCrew.com
that the two BN members in question had ripped all fixtures and fittings
from the walls and set up a camp fire in the middle of the room, it is also
believed that they broke into several other rooms of the hotel in order
to round up bibles and furniture to burn.
Staff
at the hotel realized something was awry when several neighbors complained
of thick smoke and loud noise seeping underneath the doors and through the
walls. When hotel security worker Randy Orton checked the CCTV of room 352
he was shocked with what he saw. He immediately sent the hotel's 15 strong
security team to the room in order to put an end to the chaos but they were
stopped in their tracks by a barrage of burning toilet paper and wave after
wave of suicide bombers. Eye witness' said that it was like a scene from
a film, dying and dead littered the halls, small fires peppered the stairwells
and burning toilet paper was everywhere.
Shortly
after 5 am this morning police were seen escorting several hand cuffed BN
members from the building. Lawyers for BNCrew later confirmed that several
BN members had been questioned regarding the Armageddon style chaos but
as yet only Doctor Edgewild and Ceb had been charged with any wrong doings.
In a joint statement through their local drug dealer Ceb & Doctor Edgewild
stated "we were not involved in any criminal activities in the Hilton
hotel last night, the place was fucked and on fire when we arrived, in fact
we have never been to the Hilton and anyone who thinks different will be
thrown in the rape pit". When awaiting media questioned the chosen
spokesman on the rumor that CCTV from the hotel proved beyond doubt that
BN members had committed crimes in the hotel he was heard to remark "fuck
off".
A
spokesman for the Hilton hotel group released the following statement "Hilton
will not be pressing any charges against any BN member unless ordered by
BN to do so, we would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any
mental anguish we may have caused to the members of the BN crew".
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