The situation unfolded on the return leg of their book signing tour of Fishguard Harbour which reports say at least 2 people (including the hosts) attended. Staff on the ferry were made aware of a disturbance in the toilets on deck 6 when strange noises were reported by other travelers.

On further investigation the crew were horrified to discover that Ceb had top decked several of the cubicles toilets and Lofty had defecated in several locations throughout the ship including a hand bag and a pram.
When confronted the pair became belligerent and staff were forced to immediately trap them in suspended animation in some kind of pods which were on board for some reason.

We reached out to the pair for their take on the incident who were able to send us a statement they had prepared for such an eventuality.

[Hear the statement, click here fucko!]