*Ceb Bottoms Out*
BN kingpin Ceb today hit a new low as these pictures, exclusive to ButtNuggetCrew.com, clearly show the former Oscar winner disheveled, malnourished and krinnus.

Official BN nutritionist Edward Furlong commented that 'Many people dream of a fresh new look' although anti eating disorder groups have slammed the lack of seriousness with which the BN are taking this latest revelation.

The pictures which were taken by some sort of camera seem to show Ceb lying on the floor of a bathroom after catching his wazzner in the zipper of his E2 pants. Reports suggest that the pants were

M*A*S*H
bought in Penny's of Dublin but other sources say that they are hand me downs from a jabbering mental patient.

More cynical commentators have slammed these latest photos as 'blasphemous' 'inexcusable' and even 'ubiquitous' for some reason. The pictures do seem to have come at a convenient time for Ceb with the impending release of his biopic 'Ceb: Life as an emotionless shell' which will star both Commander Sisko and Dev Alahan of Coronation Street somehow both playing Ceb.

Regardless of the true origins or intended impact of the pictures, they do raise serious questions as to the physical and mental health of the man BN fans refer to as 'The Right Honourable Jah'.