*Ceb
Bottoms Out*
BN kingpin Ceb today hit a new low as these pictures, exclusive to ButtNuggetCrew.com,
clearly show the former Oscar winner disheveled, malnourished and krinnus.
Official
BN nutritionist Edward Furlong commented that 'Many people dream of a
fresh new look' although anti eating disorder groups have slammed the
lack of seriousness with which the BN are taking this latest revelation.
The
pictures which were taken by some sort of camera seem to show Ceb lying
on the floor of a bathroom after catching his wazzner in the zipper of
his E2 pants. Reports suggest that the pants were
M*A*S*H
bought in Penny's of Dublin but other sources say that they are hand me
downs from a jabbering mental patient.
More
cynical commentators have slammed these latest photos as 'blasphemous'
'inexcusable' and even 'ubiquitous' for some reason. The pictures do seem
to have come at a convenient time for Ceb with the impending release of
his biopic 'Ceb: Life as an emotionless shell' which will star both Commander
Sisko and Dev Alahan of Coronation Street somehow both playing Ceb.
Regardless
of the true origins or intended impact of the pictures, they do raise
serious questions as to the physical and mental health of the man BN fans
refer to as 'The Right Honourable Jah'.
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