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*Ceb
Arrested Following Zuchini Beatdown*
BN Crew have confirmed that The Psychologist Ceb has been questioned after
an assault which left the victim with a broken back, shattered pelvis, 28
broken ribs, S.A.R.S, and an acute case of anal rupture.
The
alleged offenses took place on the morning of June 9th at D.B's halting
site in Dublin, but were not believed to be reported until last week as
the person in question was said to be 'in fear for his life' following
reports that wwBN beatdown squadrons were on stand by in case of criminal
charges.
Ceb
was brought in for questioning on the morning of June 24th and remained
in police custody for a further 3 hours until finally being charged with
a string offenses
against the state including, gbh, assault, assault with a deadly weapon,
assault with a zucchini and gross misconduct in the presence of a minor.
He was later released on his own bail to the custody of other BN crew
member's to appear in court in August of next year.
In
a statement released this evening through BN p.r. Guru Frank (FNK) Ceb
stated: "I would like to confirm that I have been charged in relation
to an assault on some lad but deny these charges in their entirety. I
do remember the incident in question but I think its just some disgruntled
groupie. BN have organized terror squads to begin hunting the young man
down and hopefully this matter will be 'RESOLVED' before it goes to court
in august. Need I remind you what happened to that homeless 3 year old
who made similar accusations against Dr. Leo? Need I remind you of what
happened to Hoffa? Namely you Remy!"
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