*Ceb Destabilizes Middle East*
Reuters news agency are today reporting that BN kingpin Ceb is being questioned again by Interpol, the international policing agency in connection with the ongoing crisis in Saudi Arabia.

Ceb has recently been spending more and more time in the Middle East reportedly training a new breed of rebels intent on overthrowing King Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz.

Nothing Ever Happened
Ceb's official website claims he is in the Middle Eastern Kingdom to investigate the possibility of a BN Crew tour in the troubled region.

He is joined there by fellow BN stars Gordo and Sackulate, who were originally detained but have been released without charge. 'This is ridiculous, I have never been released without charge. Ever. I demand to be re-arrested and subjected to police brutality' ranted Sackulate, currently sporting a great mustache.

Ceb has been linked with several outlawed groups operating in the Middle East before, famously being pictured with Osama Bin Laden, former leader of Al Qaeda.
His views on women's place in society led him to early involvement with right wing groups eventually leading to his arrest as part of a violent protest outside the US embassy in July of 1987.

Other BN crew members have been unavailable for comment except for the usually quiet Iano who was quoted with the following cryptic comment 'If your children don't cower in fear when you get home from work then you aren't being an effective parent