*Ceb
Destabilizes Middle East*
Reuters news agency are today reporting that BN kingpin Ceb is being questioned
again by Interpol, the international policing agency in connection with
the ongoing crisis in Saudi Arabia.
Ceb
has recently been spending more and more time in the Middle East reportedly
training a new breed of rebels intent on overthrowing King Abdullah bin
Abdul-Aziz.
Nothing
Ever Happened
Ceb's official website claims he is in the Middle Eastern Kingdom to investigate
the possibility of a BN Crew tour in the troubled region.
He
is joined there by fellow BN stars Gordo and Sackulate, who were originally
detained but have been released without charge. 'This is ridiculous, I
have never been released without charge. Ever. I demand to be re-arrested
and subjected to police brutality' ranted Sackulate, currently sporting
a great mustache.
Ceb
has been linked with several outlawed groups operating in the Middle East
before, famously being pictured with Osama Bin Laden, former leader of
Al Qaeda.
His views on women's place in society led him to early involvement with
right wing groups eventually leading to his arrest as part of a violent
protest outside the US embassy in July of 1987.
Other
BN crew members have been unavailable for comment except for the usually
quiet Iano who was quoted with the following cryptic comment 'If your
children don't cower in fear when you get home from work then you aren't
being an effective parent
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