The former idiot has been suffering from a mystery illness which has seen his behaviour erratic as well as erotic.

Having been released from hospital today, Ceb wandered around the car park for an hour or so before drifting towards a few bins and a van. He is believed to still be there.

Ceb's medical issues have been well documented but most of us have forgotten which shit is real and
which is just stuff we made into articles. Also, Gibbo is his doctor so that's pretty bad.
Beardo visited Ceb this morning and told waiting reporters that he'd never seen Ceb looking so strong. 'He looked powerful weak' he said.

Gibbo was available for comment but what's the point?