Ceb has been leading the resistance effort against current leader Hamhead, who seized control last year after a series of mysterious illnesses as well as the internment of eminent leadership candidates.

Ceb now lies in the intensive care section of the Laurence Sheridan memorial hospital in Waterford, with details about his condition slowly reaching the blogosphere. Whatever the fuck that is.

A police spokesman confirmed that the case is ongoing - 'This case is not ongoing at all. At 5am this morning we found a white male, aged between 13 and 55, probably in a park or some other place. He was in a disheveled state, incoherent, had several lacerations about his body and face as well as what we believe was a toilet roll of some kind, quilted, most likely 2 ply. He was later identified as Ceb, a member of unpopular musical group, the BN Crew. We are not looking for anyone with regards to this case, we consider it markedly closed like the metaphorical door, behind which lies a happy future for both Ceb and Doctor EdgeWild.'


Details are unclear yet somehow incredibly clear. The unmistakable hand of Hamhead has clearly pointedit's imperial finger towards the resistance, starting with it's leader Ceb.

BN Crew head of security The Cutter, who releases his updated version of Sun Tzu's classic 'The Art of War' this week told ButtNuggetCrew.com - 'If you cut off the head, the body withers and dies. Ceb is the head. I'm the fucking beef. Cut me and I bleed beef. Hamhead is making his play.' he explained confusingly.
Ceb is believed to be in a vegetative state and unable to speak, he rang us from his hospital bed to say 'I can't talk, I'm in a
vegetative state. See you later.'

The responsibility for a possible resistance movement retaliation now falls to Doctor Edgewild who is believed to be unprepared in the
extreme - 'I'm extremely prepared for this.' he explained to some lad.

BN expert JackStack Whyte was quickly on the scene as the media converged on the hospital, acting in his official capacity as unofficial spokesman - 'Andrex Washlets? Gimme a fucking break. It's the worst idea for a product I've ever heard coupled with the gayest possible name. Fucking shit.'
This first strike from Hamhead, which he revealed on his website was codenamed 'Second Strike' is expected to draw so far undeclared BN members as to their allegiances in the BN power struggle.

BN fan favourite Bred had the final say on the matter for today as he left the hospital - 'It would appear that the battle lines have been drawn and a retaliatory strike is expected, although Hamhead would never have made so bold a move without being prepared for this. In fact, the only one with the basic wherewithal to even engage Hamhead militarily is Gapford, who is currently imprisoned by Hamhead. This
whole thing has required extreme long term planning and now it's down to people who can't even plan a fucking ball rolling down a hill. Shit is going to kick off. Now.'