The recently depressed Butt Nugget magnate told some lad that 'The cheers of the BN fans wishing death upon me really pushed me through. To disappoint them is reason enough to stay alive and prolong our collective misery.'

Ceb was admitted to hospital after something or other went wrong in some way.

BN official mechanic Optibeak seemed unaffected by the ordeal, spending 3 hours driving around the hospital lawn in
a faded red Opel Corsa with 'Gapford's dream' scrawled across the windscreen.

Despite Optibeak's lack of worry, it is believed that Ceb's condition was very serious. 'It's not serious at all.' a doctor confirmed.

Fans who had gathered outside the hospital entrance were told to 'Get bent' by Ceb from his window before launching himself out of the building and into a bush. It is presumed everything just worked out somehow from that point on.

It is not the first time Ceb has battled with medical complaints but probably the first time I headed home. Can I borrow a feeling?