News of Gapford's foreclosure on all BN Crew debts, namely those of Doctor EdgeWild and to a lesser extent Greece, has prompted Ceb to move quickly to deflect attention from a potentially disastrous situation, already being dubbed Dire Straits 2012.

     Ceb tried to calm fears in a bizarre public demonstration where he bought a mad family man Renault Laguna and posed for pictures saying "Hi, hello, yeah, hi, how are you? I gotta

have these documents faxed by 5, let me tell you" in a mad bent voice.

     BN saviour Lofty told reporters that he feared for his colleague and long time friend's sanity. "I'm mad into all that shit. Pretending I'm a real person but it can only last so long, eventually you just give it all that." He announced at a press conference this morning while moving his palms up turned hand backwards and forwards accompanied by a high pitched guttural noise.

     Some conspiracy theorists (Gibbo or JackStack probably) believe that the timing of Gapford's demands may be an attempt to destabilise Ceb's leadership and once again allow him to seize power in the worthless crew.