A probe into shamed former BN leader Ceb has revealed that he is faced with a bank account deficit of €7.80.
The probe, believed to have been paid for by Gapplication in the run up to the leadership summit, was delayed when Ceb went into a coma and nobody cared.
With medical bills now thought to be over a fiver, Ceb is staring into the abyss of financial depression. Staring back up at the disgraced kingpin is Doctor Edgewild who has been resident of the abyss for almost a year now. Bleak.
Ceb himself has been unavailable for comment due to his mystery illness however BN roustabout The Bean did the old favourite 'fingers-moving-the-coma-guy's-lips routine' to say 'I'm absolutely nothing' in some mad gay voice.
Hey Wes, yeah.
It is still unknown if Ceb will recover from his illness and to what extent his already damaged brain will be yeah. Brain Drain. Numbskull. Monotone voice saying 'Wiissppyyy' across the back of the cab of an MAN truck. Swift.
