The unusual sequence of events happened early this morning just yards outside his house. It is believed that the Bean was leaving the BN HQ and saw Ceb waving aimlessly at nothing from the path, causing the Bean to swerve recklessly into Ceb, reversing over him nine times before seemingly getting out to check if he was alright.

The entire incident was caught on CCTV which Ceb had installed all around his house in the Summer of 2005 deeming it his personal comfort zone. Police are now reviewing the tape and the Bean has been taken in under section 5 of the road traffic offenses act. As he was driving away from the scene, shocked neighbours are said to have heard him scream 'I'm the BN Crew, not Ceb - I hope I've killed him' over loud Klezmer music although police are investigating the legitimacy of these claims.

Doctors say Ceb should pull through due to the fact that the Meanalogue delivered eighteen fresh kidneys within seconds of hearing his bandmates plight. He commented 'In many ways, I felt that eighteen was just a higher number than three.'

This is the latest in a series of events which have destabilised the BN Crew in the absence of Doctor Edgewild, official Rancho Relaxo of the crew. He has so far been unavailable to comment from his home in Colombia where he is training FARC rebels.