*Ceb
Overdoses - On Fun!*
BN wash up Ceb was last night admitted to hospital for emergency surgery
on his liver, kidneys & heart following a suspected alcohol/party overdose
at the weekend.
Problems
emerged at a street party on Saturday night after witnesses reported that
the one time championship bodybuilder had been spotted rambling incoherently
to a post box and consuming bottle after bottle of home brew floor polish.
The
limp corpse of the BN member surfaced in Howth the following day. It was
found by some children with sticks who proceeded the poke the stricken
man as he lay vacated in the undergrowth. He regained consciousness after
one of the children poked him in the eye and subsequently ordered the
children to carry him to the nearest pub.
Shortly afterwards paramedics and police were called to the scene of a
disturbance in the pub in question.
While
being removed from the scene by stretcher Ceb was quoted as saying, 'Enough?
I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough'. So far there has been no word on
the condition of the fallen pop idol star but insiders close to the BN
have told ButtNuggetCrew.com that Gerald (5) has 'kindly offered' to donate
his liver, kidney & heart to help Ceb regain his ability to party.
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