*Ceb Overdoses - On Fun!*
BN wash up Ceb was last night admitted to hospital for emergency surgery on his liver, kidneys & heart following a suspected alcohol/party overdose at the weekend.

Problems emerged at a street party on Saturday night after witnesses reported that the one time championship bodybuilder had been spotted rambling incoherently to a post box and consuming bottle after bottle of home brew floor polish.

The limp corpse of the BN member surfaced in Howth the following day. It was found by some children with sticks who proceeded the poke the stricken man as he lay vacated in the undergrowth. He regained consciousness after one of the children poked him in the eye and subsequently ordered the children to carry him to the nearest pub.
Shortly afterwards paramedics and police were called to the scene of a disturbance in the pub in question.

While being removed from the scene by stretcher Ceb was quoted as saying, 'Enough? I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough'. So far there has been no word on the condition of the fallen pop idol star but insiders close to the BN have told ButtNuggetCrew.com that Gerald (5) has 'kindly offered' to donate his liver, kidney & heart to help Ceb regain his ability to party.