*Ceb
Suffers Extreme Blowout*
Rumors surrounding the health of BN Crew dickhead Ceb have once again made
headlines.
Witness'
at a recent BN / MeatBeat social expressed concern at Ceb's current state
of health as he downed can after can of wallpaper stripper against doctors
wishes.
This
comes just weeks after the BN psychologist was admitted to hospital with
suspected liver, kidney and heart failure after a drug and drink overdose.
Within 16 minutes of arriving at the Betty Ford center Ceb checked himself
out and was once again reported to be 'Rocking Out'.
Onlookers
at a recent social were said to be appalled by the behavior of Ceb who
is said to have continuously exposed
himself, fondled animals, urinated in several inappropriate locations
and attacked several of his BNCrew CO-members. One drunken reveler stated,
"I was terrified, actually in fear for my life, I felt a little safer
once Ceb had passed out but I mean no one was safe there, what with the
other BN Crew members egging him on and all".
Many
suspect that the recent upsurge in BN members publicly embarrassing themselves
and openly violating others rights and bodies is a direct result from
their recent slump in popularity and record sales. In an unusual move
brought on by the ongoing speculation BN's Dr.Leo gave the following statement
to a BN media circus regarding the recent actions by BN Crew Members,
"Firstly, yes its true, I do resemble the milky bar kid but I am
not in any way related to him or affiliated with any nestle products.
Now on with the real issue, many have questioned the recent disgraceful
actions by certain BN Crew members and have stated that these actions
may be somehow connected with the BN popularity slump and lack of doing
stuff, those rumors are ridiculous, the actions are however related to
the discovery of 'The Electric Breakfast'.
Ceb
has refused to comment on any issues surrounding the electric breakfast.
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